Rolling Stones - Beggars banquet

One easter sunday, as on every easter sunday, a local church puts on an easter pageant. There's the usual stuff, hymns and little kids in nice clothes that are bound to be ruined before they're outgrown. But this sunday, however, a family gets up on the stage together, a mother, a father, a brother, a sister, all in their easter finest, and a large wicker picnic basket full of kittens. As soon as they take the stage, they launch into their performance, and their performance is thus: The father punches his wife square in the nose and breaks it. As she falls to her knees, gushing blood, her son pulls her dress up and starts fistfucking her from behind. While this is going on, Dad is fucking his daughter's face, holding onto her pigtails for leverage. Once Junior has punched his mom's cunt into shape, he reaches into the basket and pulls out a funnel and some motor oil. Mom gets on her back and lifts her pelvis straight into the air and spreads her legs while her son fills it with oil, making sure to spill plenty on the outside. He reaches into the basket again and pulls out a litter of newborn kittens, which he crams in mom's snatch with gusto. Little sis, now covered in semen and puke from her savage facefucking, sets her mother's cunt on fire. Mom takes aim and starts launching flaming kittens into the first 3 rows of pews. Little sis takes advantage of her mother's position by shitting into her open mouth while her brother pisses all over the pulpit with his fingers up his ass. Dad has just fished a rubber fist out of the basket and rams it up his own ass while simultaneously smashing his own balls with a hammer. As soon as his bladder has been emptied, the brother disappears stage left and reemerges with a crucified retard, whom he begins fellating while the sister cries "Look, we found the body!" Mom pulls the shitty fist out of her husband's ass and stuffs it up her melted hole while giving her son a rimjob. Sister is in a 69 with her father, sucking his mangled balls while wiping her shitty ass in his mustache. As soon as the retard jesus blows his wad all over the son's face, Mom gets elbow deep in his ass while the whole family starts singing "Oh come all ye faithful". At this point, the preacher has managed to regain enough composure through his retching to indignantly demand, "What in the name of all that is holy do you call this monstrous abomination?!?!?!!"

The Daughter sweetly replies, "The apostles."