Thursday, August 21, 2008

Beastie boys - Licensed to ill



















I thought a return to form was in order, so once again I consulted the Rolling Stone 500 greatest albums list and picked an undeserving list-maker to bring to heel. I'm going to keep this one brief: It's puerile garbage hastily assembled and poorly produced. I'll leave the meat of this review to a photo: You can see it here.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your review: I like a few songs, but it's fucking gobbidge otherwise.

Your photo: fucking gross. The www has made your schemes that much easier to execute. Now we have photos of your thoughts. Ick and shit and pus perambulating.

Master Cianan said...

Hee hee!

taotechuck said...
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taotechuck said...

As the purveyors of this crap certainly know, you've got to fight for your right to live freely in Tibet. You've gotta fight for your right to blog in China. You've gotta fight for your right to vote out Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe. You've gotta fight for your right to carry toothpaste on airplanes in the States. And you've certainly gotta fight for your right to motherfucking survive in Darfur.

One thing you don't need is to fight for your right to party.

I'm glad the Beastie Boys released some good music. Otherwise, they would be stuck with the karma of being shitsucking douchebaggy pigfuckers.

Anonymous said...

And fight for your right to not get killed in Baltimore. Hooray Chuck! Hooray beer!

taotechuck said...

I will choose to fight for my right not to click on that link again. That's some nasty shit.

Master Cianan said...

Ha! another falls prey to my trap!